Perhaps I shall call my book, "Exmention Extantion and Other Tales From the Classroom." Whenever I think about "exmention extantion" I crack myself up. My beloved principal says I should be holding a cigarette in one hand, perhaps in one of those long cigarette holders.
It would look like this:
"...I decide to title zis book (inhales deeply on the cigarette holder, holds her breath for a brief moment, and then lets the smoke seductively escape from her ruby red lips, as smoke from the cigarette in her hand swirls around above her head) "Exmention Extantion and Ozer Tales From ze Classroom."
Dahling...
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