A Seinfeld Moment

Did you ever notice that life is like a Seinfeld episode? This is the second time an episode has come up by me at this blog. Today I went to Target. I went into the restroom, and into a stall. A woman had come into the restroom right after me, and went into the stall next to me.

"Excuse me," she said. "Do you have any toilet paper? They are out in this stall."

"Sure," I replied, and handed her the roll of toilet paper that was sitting on top of the toilet paper dispensers, because they, too, were empty. "Just return it!"

She thanked me, and soon it appeared under the stall divider. As I took it back, I said, "This is just like that one Seinfeld episode!"

Without skipping a beat, she said, "Can't you spare a square?"

I said, "I can give you one-ply of my two-ply..."

It was a Seinfeld Moment.