I've spent most of this 3-day weekend grading 5th grade explorer projects. Along with a variety of activities each student had to do on their assigned explorer was to write a report. Here are some great lines:
"Samuel de Champlain was trying to go to Canada to trade fur. He jacked off and made his crew work on the fur trading..."
"Hudson and his crew sailed to Greenland. They did not find what they were looking for. They found gold and gems but they really wanted to find spices. Hudson really wanted to find the spices to help mankind. Hudson was really sad because he wanted people to keep their food fresh..."
Champlain must have run some kind of crew, huh? And Hudson? Didn't he go on to discover Tupperware?
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