Sunday, March 6, 2011

The Hands-On Approach

I have a student who has been masturbating in class. I caught him doing it once, although I tried to convince myself I was wrong. Then another teacher who works with him in a small group also caught him doing it. Geez.

This weekend I've been completing my report card for the trimester, with conferences coming up in two weeks. I got to his report card, and toyed with what kinds of comments I should leave on his report card. Here are some possibilities:

*He should foucus more, and masturbate less.

*Your child will go blind if he doesn't stop pulling his peter.

*He has mastered penis pulling. Now he needs to work on his multiplication tables.

*He needs to focus on reading without his hands in his pants.

*Child is beyond his years in sexual awareness but doesn't grasp social norms as well as he grasps his own penis.

*He has mastered his bator. Now he needs to work on his word choice.

*A hobby may help your child reach his full potential.

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