Gotta Laugh!

We have staff meeting EVERY Tuesday and Thursday morning. It's a pain. Mr. Principal's allowed by contract to have two meetings a week, so by god, that's what he does. Last weekend, however, he sent out an email saying he would be cancelling Tuesday's meeting, and he hoped we appreciated that "gift of time." So on Monday, I sent Mr. Principal an email. Our email exchange went something like this: Me: So, did anyone protest that you canceled tomorrow's meeting? Mr. Principal: Well, one, if I count this email... Me: Yes, I was pretty devastated. Mr. Principal: Well, we have a Wellness Program. You can get four visits to a counselor to help you deal with the loss. Me: No, not necessary. I've already gone through the five stages of grief. I'm at Acceptance now...